Dale Woods

It’s all in the telling

Dale WoodsJanuary 22, 2019

About thirty-five years ago (meaning, about a dozen years after everyone else) I picked up one of James Herriot’s story books– All Creatures Great and Small, I think– to see what all the popularity was about. It was a book of short stories from his life as a vet caring for animals. The stories were mostly quite ordinary, but were made interesting by Dr. Herriot’s way of telling them. Like the one about the farting dog, whose owner couldn’t tolerate the eye-watering pungent ‘windiness’ and had to give the dog away. The new owner was a tradesman and bachelor who loved the dog. The punch line was that he had no sense of smell.

I became fascinated by the possibilites for ordinariness made interesting by proper telling. I practiced on my boys. They’d ask me to tell stories from my childhood, you know, the olden days. I tried to tell the stories without lying and I believe I did a pretty good job. Justin and Ben started thinking I had the most exciting childhood. By now they know better. And they have children, so now it’s their turn.

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Grommet Hunter

My debut novel, Grommet Hunter, is a work of adult contemporary fiction, and is complete at 108,000 words.  I am currently seeking representation.

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A quote from Grommet Hunter:

There is something joyful and satisfying about ramming and ramming the square tip of a three-foot crowbar under the edge of something that needs to go away, and shoving on the crowbar, separating the old thing from the wall, grabbing with your gloved hand at the gap you’ve just created and dropping the crowbar, damn the clanging noise it makes when it hits the floor.  Then both gloved hands are on it and the thing you’re tearing out is shrieking and groaning but you have no pity and it hits the floor with a crash of defeat and what you have before you is a blank slate of a wall that could stand some patching.  And you will patch it of course you will.  But something new will go there.  Something that matches your creative vision.  That’s why I was there.  The shattered cabinets made a wretched pile in the back yard.  Like something a tornado might have dropped there.

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